You know you fit into this category if A), you only eat 16 Handles and Pinkberry (at most twice a day), B), your role model is Kate Moss, C), Sunday brunch consists of downing oversized bottles of Rose at Day&Night (which resulted in a loss of gallons of fluid via vomit), and D), you smoke at least a pack of Camel Blue Lights or Marlboro Golds a day. Most people would literally die for a body like yours, but you know that it's not always so easy dressing the part and looking sexy at the same time. Because you're so skinny (thanks to all of that magic powder) you have literally no shape to your body. Your body is a thin piece of flesh draping over your bones with no fat in between. So how do you give your body a trompe l'oeil appearance of a perfectly curvy body? Most coke whores zipper themselves into an Herve Leger bandage dress, but they aren't aware of the fact that awkward gapings appear between the dress and your body...not flattering. A belted waist is the easiest way of faking some healthy and hot hips.
This Elizabeth and James kimono mini dress is a great dress to flaunt at a benefit or dinner party...the belt brings some great attention to your waist which helps bring in the guys. Another great tip is to don horizontal stripes. You might be one of the few people that can actually pull off this pattern, because it gives the appearance of having some curves. This DAY Birger at Mikkelsen maxi dress is a great addition to your walk in closet. not only is it super trendy right now, but it's also extremely versatile. It can be worn with this silk Equipment shirt tied over it for a bohemian day look, or this J.Crew short sleeved sweater over it for a laid back LA feel, or this Miu Miu skinny blazer for a more sophisticated feel. Just remember, when in doubt, ACCESSORIZE! Nothing better than throwing on a belt over a dress or layering on dozens of necklaces to draw attention away from your curve-less body. But just remember, a million girls would still kill to be you.
-S
Shape On.
Coke Whore Skinny Celebs: KATE MOSS & Rachel Zoe
Coke Whore Skinny Celebs: KATE MOSS & Rachel Zoe
